TRAGIC
FARCE: A COMEDY IN THREE ACTS
Act
Two: Brand New Way(continued)
~*~
“Gunn? Lorne?” Buffy called out as she and Angel strode
triumphantly – well, more wearily squished – into the
Hyperion’s lobby. There was no answer.
“Guess everyone went home,” Buffy said. Angel nodded.
“Shower and bed?” Her hopeful tone left him feeling
even wearier than the battle had.
“Yeah. Sure.”
She was halfway to the elevator before she noticed he hadn’t
followed her. “Angel? Come on.”
“Need to get something to eat first.”
“Oh. O.K.”
He had to give her credit: she’d gotten better at disguising
the slight grimace she made at the mention of him feeding. She probably
wasn’t even aware she did it. “You go on, I’ll
be right up.”
“Alright.” She left.
He took his time in the kitchen. He really didn’t remember
Buffy being this clingy back in Sunnydale – maybe she had
been, and he’d forgotten. Memory cheated; even vampires with
eidetic memories. As a boy, Galway Town seemed a grand and glorious
place to him; to the grown man it seemed small and shabby. Buffy
was a young woman, not some static artifact and three years was
a long time for her. The Buffy he’d known, that very young,
very innocent Buffy, was long gone. So was the melodramatic romantic
hero he’d been, and good riddance. Unfortunately Buffy was
unwilling to accept or make any changes.
He sat at the table and sipped his blood until he heard her get
out of the shower. He gave her another 15 minutes before swallowing
down the cooling dregs and went upstairs to his room. A tiny sigh
of relief slipped out when he saw there was no light showing under
the door of her room.
He slipped quietly into his room. It had changed for the better,
thanks to Buffy. She’d helped him unpack his things and arrange
them around the room; it looked like someone lived there now but
it still didn’t feel like his room. Connor’s crib should
be next to the bed, and Cordelia’s stuff should be cluttering
up the place. He missed her casual invasion of his room, her tactless
commentary, the way she never let him have the last word…
He wanted her back, if only as his friend, but he didn’t have
a clue about how to make it happen.
He went to bed and was almost asleep when he heard the connecting
door open. Buffy padded over to his bed and slid in beside him.
The bed barely dipped under her weight and the body that molded
itself to his chest was all angles these days, the sweet curves
he remembered had been worn away by years of fighting and loss.
He wished she’d eat more, but he knew better than to say anything
to her about it. Cordelia had set him straight him about that one
when he’d innocently mentioned that she looked nice with a
couple of extra pounds on her. Remembering her tirade he smiled.
A hand began drawing hopeful circles on his thigh. He took a breath.
“Buffy – aren’t you tired?”
“Nope. Kinda wound up.”
She kissed him. That was still good; when they kiss he still felt
the connection. Sometimes. He wondered if she’d stop if he
admitted he didn’t love her.
Buffy groaned when he palmed her tiny breast, the nipple hardening
against his hand as she tweaked his nipple in return. She was no
innocent anymore; he wondered sometimes about where she’d
gotten all this experience, somehow he doubted it was Riley. Especially
since some of her expertise seemed oddly familiar—naw, he
was probably just imagining things.
They knew each other’s bodies pretty well by now. Knew where
each other’s buttons were and exactly how hard and long to
push them. When she comes she’s loud; her body clenched around
him so hard it felt more like punishment and then he came in one
bright burst and it was over.
Sated, Buffy kissed him one last time before she slid off him;
she was asleep a few seconds later.
He couldn’t sleep. Angel got out of bed and went to sit by
the window. He glanced back at Buffy lying wrapped up in the sheets,
her body relaxed and face serene, all that manic energy transformed
into afterglow.
The night city sparkled against the overmatched sky. Cordelia was
out there somewhere, on a date with some guy she barely knew. A
date with a “nice normal guy named Jeff”. Who’d
better not lay a hand on her. Not that she’d let him. It was
only a first date, and Cordy would never do anything on a first
date. Well, O.K. there was that one time with that bastard Wilson,
but she knew better now, right? First date, the most she’s
gonna let him have is a kiss, on the cheek, maybe on the lips and
no tongue. Jeff better not try anything, because if he dared slide
his hands under that goddamn skimpy excuse for a top she had on
so he could feel the weight of her perfect breasts… Angel’s
growl rumbled through the darkened room.
“Angel?” Buffy sounded disoriented. He watched her
scan the room worriedly and the only partial release of tension
when she spotted him sitting by the window. “What’s
wrong?”
Looking at her anxious face he had a sudden urge to call her ‘Buff’
just to see what she’d do. Might be fun…then he shoved
the urge back down into the dark where it belonged and got back
into the bed. He put his arm around her and held her close.
“Everything’s fine. Go back to sleep.”
~*~
Gunn was ambulatory when they left the bar, just. Wesley steered
him to his truck. “I suppose I’ll simply have to leave
my bike here and hope for the best,” Wesley said with an unhappy
look at his pride and joy.
“Naw man, you don’t wanna do that.” Before Wesley
could stop him, Gunn picked up the motorcycle and boosted it into
the truck bed with a crash. Wesley decided that it would probably
be best if he didn’t look now.
He removed the keys dangling from Gunn’s hand. “I think
I’d better drive. Yes?”
Gunn didn’t say much on the drive over. He leaned back and
dozed. His head cast a shadow on the window, but there was no matching
reflection in the glass. Wesley could never quite take that for
granted no matter how many times he saw it.
Gunn sat down hard on Wesley’s couch and Wesley, exhausted
by the struggle to get him there, flopped down next to him. The
vampire let his head flop against the cushions and closed his eyes.
“Man, I’m toasted. This is just wrong… I thought
vamps had superior resistance to alcohol.”
“Well, yes, but I think you’ll find ‘greater
capacity’ does not equal ‘infinite’.”
“You’re not drunk.” Gunn sounded distinctly aggrieved.
“Someone needed to be able to drive home.”
Gunn’s hostility evaporated. “Yeah. Thinkin’
ahead. That’s why you’re the man.” He yawned and
leaned his head against Wesley’s shoulder. “Man, can’t
believe that three years ago, I didn’t even know your name,
now you’re my bro’. You’re my fucking hero, y’know?
Can always count on you.”
Warmly disorienting emotions surged inside Wesley. “Gunn.
I-I don’t know what to say.”
“Just wanted to make sure you knew.” Gunn yawned again.
“Fuck, I’m tired.”
“You can stay here of course. It should be dark enough with
the shades drawn.”
“Mmmm.” Gunn turned his face and nuzzled Wesley’s
neck. Wesley was suddenly very aware of the lack of breath against
his skin, and the coolness of the mouth unexpectedly pressed to
his bare skin. He tried to pull away but Gunn’s arm fell across
his shoulders and pulled him closer. Wesley looked into his dark
brown eyes and saw nothing to be afraid of.
“Don’ be like that,” Gunn breathed and kissed
him.
Wesley’s mouth opened in shock that Gunn apparently misread
as encouragement to press his suit. He’d never been kissed
by a man before and he was surprised at how soft Gunn’s lips
were, soft and a little cool because of course Gunn wasn’t
a man at all but a vampire. Gunn’s mouth tasted of liquor
and a faint coppery tang, Wesley knew he ought to have broken the
kiss off by now. Despite vampires’ notoriously polyamorous
lust he was sure that if he didn’t end it Gunn would hate
him tomorrow for letting it go on so long. He was stopping this
now, before it went too far. Immediately. Soon. Very soon. In due
time…
When he finally pulled away. Gunn leaned back to look up at him
with a goofy smile. “Hey, Wes.” His hand traced the
curve of Wesley’s cheek, then his eyes drifted shut.
“Gunn?” There was no response; he’d passed out.
“Lovely.” Wesley tried to get up, but Gunn’s grip
tightened when he tried to wriggle free. Finally he gave up and
simply lay there. It wasn’t too bad actually, Gunn’s
body didn’t generate any heat, but in this heat that was something
of a plus. Wesley sighed and closed his eyes.
“Poor Charles. Still can’t hold his liquor.”
Wesley’s eyes snapped open. Fred was stroking the air above
her former lover’s face. “Wish he could see me.”
“I’m working on the problem,” Wesley said quietly.
“I know you are.” She floated back a little and raised
her eyebrows. “Sooo, Wesley, somethin’ you want to tell
me about you and Charles?”
Wesley blushed. “Fred, I assure you…”
Fred giggled.
Sunday Morning
The sunlight reflecting in the glass fronted building opposite
Jeff’s condo was what woke her. Oops, she thought, but let
herself lie there for a few more minutes. It had been a long time
since she’d woken up feeling this good. Too long. She wondered
if Angel was still up, she’d caught him more than once, lingering
in the garden while the sky grew light; playing chicken with the
sunrise.
Naw, he’d be in bed, with Buffy.
Right girl, time to go.
Good old Jeff never stirred while she hurriedly dressed. She turned
at the door for one last look at him. Good-looking, nice, smart,
plenty of money. He could be her perfect boyfriend, they’d
date, get engaged, marry, have two darling children and raise them
in perfect suburban bliss.
If only.
Unfortunately, financial analysis didn’t really prepare you
for dealing with monsters, apocalypses, prophecies, and big ‘E’
Evil. She’ll never see Jeff again because he’d last
about two minutes in her world if she let him be sucked into it
and he didn’t deserve that.
Once she was safely out in the warm summer morning, some of the
good feeling started to creep back. Hard to maintain that angsty
feeling when the world was balmy and golden and you’ve got
that well-fucked feeling between your legs. As she got into her
jeep she visualized Angelus burning up and blowing away as ash in
the morning light. She checked her reflection in the vanity mirror.
Makeup gone, lipstick smeared, eyes like a raccoon but she liked
what she saw.
~*~
He heard the moans and dragging footsteps a few moments before
the haggard figure appeared in the doorway. Wesley looked up from
his tea with a smile. “Morning – well afternoon would
be more accurate.”
Gunn shuffled over to the table and sat down. He didn’t look
at all well. So much for the question of whether the undead suffered
from hangovers.
“Coffee or tea? I’m afraid I don’t have any blood.”
“Crffsee.” Gunn laid his head on the table. Wesley
thought about it and went to make some coffee.
Two cups of coffee later, Gunn was upright and largely recovered.
Vampiric refractory abilities were truly amazing.
…And not solely in the matter of hangovers, Wesley’s
traitorous subconscious insisted on adding.
“Sorry I passed out on you last night.”
“Happens to the best of us. So, feeling better? Prepared
to beard the dreaded Buffy monster in her den?” Gunn had told
him about Buffy coming to Los Angeles to help. Wesley had been slightly
shocked to hear that she’d left the Hellmouth unguarded, but
apparently it wasn’t the first time she’d done so. He
supposed it was just a matter of time before she showed up once
she heard about the curse being modified.
“Yeah. I guess.”
“So, how is Cordelia?” Fred leaned over Gunn’s
shoulder and rubbed her cheek against his. Wesley looked away; it
was quite distracting watching her pale skin dipping in and out
of the smooth brown surface of Gunn’s skin.
“Better I guess, she had a date last night. But her and Angel
don’t have much to do with each other.”
“That’s understandable, but very sad.” Fred kissed
the top of Gunn’s head and smiled.
“Yeah. Man, I wish you could come back. I miss you. Cordy
misses you. Shit, I think Angel might even go for it. He knows you
saved all of us. He’s a lot calmer about, y’know, now.”
Wesley watched sourly as Fred mirrored Gunn’s earnest expression
and nodded in agreement.
“No!” Wesley snapped. Gunn stared at him. “Sorry,
but I don’t think Angel will ever forgive me – and I
don’t give a toss. I’m glad you and I are friends again,
and I hope that someday I’ll be able to reconnect with Cordelia,
but as far as I’m concerned Angel can go straight to hell!
“Oh. O.K.” Gunn looked disappointed, but didn’t
push it. Fred shook her head sadly and a moment later faded away.
Gunn couldn’t leave while it was daylight so they spent the
rest of the day watching movies and just hanging out, just the two
of them. Gunn didn’t say anything about the kiss and neither
did Wesley. As they sat there on the couch watching Los Angeles
being fried by the Martians in glorious Technicolor Wesley found
himself wondering what his friend would do if he curled his hand
around the smooth back of his head and kissed him again in the filtered
light of day. Would he kiss him back, or would he shout angrily,
or simply recoil and then sadly tell him ‘sorry’.
He couldn’t risk it.
“What’s up?” Gunn asked. Wesley shrugged.
“Nothing. After this is done, what about a game of Risk?”
“Sure,” Gunn turned back towards the screen and Wesley
took a slightly disappointed breath as he stepped back from the
brink.
~*~
Linwood was growing impatient.
“How much longer?” He snapped and winced at the way
his voice echoed in the confines of his mystical container. That
slimy bastard Rayne had promised to do something about the problem,
but so far he’d done nothing. He’d been trapped here
for more that a week and while Marta had been kind enough to set
a large screen television directly in front of the orb’s ‘eye’
he was still extremely bored.
The sorcerer’s smile was as slick as greased glass. “We’re
almost there. I’m awaiting a last few ingredients –
FedEx’s estimable website shows they were dispatched yesterday
morning from Burma, so I should have the items in hand by tomorrow.
Of course, we have yet to identify a suitable subject.”
“Surely it can’t be that difficult to find someone?
This is Los Angeles after all there are thousands of good looking
morons roaming about that will never be missed. Just grab one off
the streets. I have the number for a sub-contractor the firm uses.”
“Unfortunately, this isn’t a simple human sacrifice.
It‘s quite a delicate matter to remove the soul and consciousness
from a body without damaging it. Your normal, morally average human
won’t do.” Linwood continued to glare. Rayne sighed.
“We need a subject who has already weakened or to put it quaintly
‘damned’ their soul at a relatively early age. Which
is not, sadly, as common as one might think. However, I have my
agents searching and I should have a short list for you in a few
days. You will simply have to be patient for a little while longer.”
Linwood decided that one of his first acts once he has a body again
will be to kill Ethan Rayne. Right after he disposed of Marta. Then
he had a thought that caused the grey haze of despair filling his
head to lift and gave him tingles from his notional toes to the
top of his illusory head. He cleared his throat. “Rayne.”
The man turned back and waited with a politely quizzical expression.
Linwood will make sure his death is painful and slow. He smiled.
“I have a suggestion for a candidate.”
Rayne looked at Linwood with new respect after he’d explained.
“Mr. Murrow I’m impressed. That is worthy of an acolyte
of Janus. But -- are you quite sure about this? If we do pull it
off it will require some major adaptations on your part.”
Linwood shrugged. “Yes, but well worth it. And it’s
the last place the partners would ever think of looking for me.”
~*~
Angel hesitated outside the door to his office. Cordelia was in
there, he’d sensed her presence as soon as he stepped out
of the elevator. He’d been surprised to find her here since
it was Saturday. It was just the two of them in the hotel: Buffy
had gone to San Diego to visit Dawn and her father, Gunn was off
to the movies, and Lorne was gone again – to Vegas this time.
It was the first time they’d been alone together since Buffy
had arrived. Probably he should just go back upstairs and leave
her in peace.
“Come in,” she said when he knocked.
She was sitting behind his desk with a pile of invoices spread
out in front of her. She looked up and her face froze mid-smile
when she saw him. “Hey Angel.”
“Hey. What are you doing here? I mean, it’s Saturday,
shouldn’t you be at the beach or something.” He kept
his tone light and some of the tension went out of her.
“Yeah, well I needed to do some paperwork. Um, sorry about
taking over your office, I can get out of your way...” She
was wearing minimal makeup, her hair pulled back into a messy bun
and the top she had on was more comfortable than stylish. God, he’s
never seen anything so beautiful. It’s all he can do to keep
from grabbing her and pushing her down on the desk and ravaging
her luscious mouth.
He’d thought he was going to lose his mind when she came
in reeking of sex the morning after her date with Jeff. He’d
really wanted to track that nice, normal son-of-a-bitch down and
remove all chance of him fucking Cordelia or any woman ever again.
“No! Ah, that’s O.K. Um.” The small fan humming
away on the desk blew her scent into his face; he savored the faint
fragrance of her lemon-ginger bodywash overlaying Cordelia’s
personal scent. No hint of Jeff or any other man on her skin. Good.
“Want something to drink?”
She smiled at him, God he’d missed that smile. “Sure.
Thanks.”
He came back with her diet Sprite, and a sandwich. “Hey,
thanks! I kinda forgot the time.”
“Yeah. Well, I’ll see you later…” He backed
towards the door.
“Angel, um, you want to have lunch together? It’s been
awhile.”
He couldn’t help it, he grinned.
“You should do that more often,” she said. “Well,
go get your blood. I’ll wait.”
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